IRISH NUN
Dec 19, 2014 07:00:49 #
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail Nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunityto have one last talk with their spiritual leader..
"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us" She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said.
"DON'T SELL THAT COW."
The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail Nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunityto have one last talk with their spiritual leader..
"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us" She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said.
"DON'T SELL THAT COW."
Dec 19, 2014 07:24:44 #
Dec 19, 2014 07:44:13 #
Dec 20, 2014 11:40:14 #
Dec 20, 2014 17:10:57 #
Good One!!
Another?
Envision a cartoon. A nun is standing and conversing with a Biker (Harley in the background).
The caption reads with the Biker speaking.
"What a coincidence. I am also known as somewhat of a Superior Mother in my crowd!"
Another?
Envision a cartoon. A nun is standing and conversing with a Biker (Harley in the background).
The caption reads with the Biker speaking.
"What a coincidence. I am also known as somewhat of a Superior Mother in my crowd!"
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