Woman President in 2016
Dec 5, 2014 16:26:28 #
Woman President in 2016
Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United
States , beginning with the Year 2016.
For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President,
we have a solution:
IT IS PROBABLY TIME WE HAVE A WOMAN AS PRESIDENT.
One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to
assist in helping us to solve our problems.
PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment.
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
VERY ELOQUENTLY PUT ... DON'T YOU THINK?
Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can not use the cell phone in the
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" -- "The key to a nice looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" -- "All I'm looking for is a guy who
will do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go
away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when
needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" -- "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" -- "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I AM TELLING YOU ... SHE IS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals." (BOTH ARE BETTER THAN THEIR
ALTERNATIVES.)
"The trouble with bucket seats is that NOT EVERYBODY has the same
size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (NOW
THAT'S SCARY!)
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere ... you
may be dead."
At our age you realize something very importantâ¦Then âPOOFâ
Itâs gone and you canât remember what the hell you were just
thinking about!!
IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO TEN OF YOUR FRIENDS WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE
MINUTES, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN ... BUT YOU WILL ROB THEM OF A WHOLE
BUNCH OF MUCH-NEEDED LAUGHTER.
WARNING
Under no circumstances should you take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night!
Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United
States , beginning with the Year 2016.
For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President,
we have a solution:
IT IS PROBABLY TIME WE HAVE A WOMAN AS PRESIDENT.
One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to
assist in helping us to solve our problems.
PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment.
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
VERY ELOQUENTLY PUT ... DON'T YOU THINK?
Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can not use the cell phone in the
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" -- "The key to a nice looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" -- "All I'm looking for is a guy who
will do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go
away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when
needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" -- "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" -- "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I AM TELLING YOU ... SHE IS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals." (BOTH ARE BETTER THAN THEIR
ALTERNATIVES.)
"The trouble with bucket seats is that NOT EVERYBODY has the same
size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (NOW
THAT'S SCARY!)
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere ... you
may be dead."
At our age you realize something very importantâ¦Then âPOOFâ
Itâs gone and you canât remember what the hell you were just
thinking about!!
IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO TEN OF YOUR FRIENDS WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE
MINUTES, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN ... BUT YOU WILL ROB THEM OF A WHOLE
BUNCH OF MUCH-NEEDED LAUGHTER.
WARNING
Under no circumstances should you take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night!
Dec 5, 2014 16:53:42 #
That's a funny one. In reality though, i really do think our next President should be a Woman, and her name is Hilary.
Dec 5, 2014 16:58:08 #
Dec 5, 2014 16:59:03 #
Huey Driver wrote:
Give me a break! The wicked witch of the South?
Yes Sir, that's the one.
Dec 5, 2014 17:15:52 #
Dec 5, 2014 21:27:57 #
Dec 6, 2014 06:19:47 #
vooda
Loc: Bribie Island,QLD,Australia
Hilary......... you Americans really have a death wish.. you elected a no hoper, TWICE, and you can't see that, "THAT WOMAN", will be the end of you.....
Dec 6, 2014 07:29:01 #
Dec 6, 2014 07:41:08 #
I really enjoy Maxine. She has made so many correct statements. Maxine for President. Hillary has way too much garbage and is so full of it.
Dec 6, 2014 08:34:00 #
yorkslass
Loc: Virginia
Hillary "what difference does it make" Clinton. tdklex I am guessing you have no off-spring and no grandkids....right? If I am wrong, then I cannot understand. After two more years of Obola and then 4 to 8 years under Killery, how can you not see what a bleak future they will have.
Dec 6, 2014 09:12:02 #
yorkslass wrote:
Hillary "what difference does it make" Clinton. tdklex I am guessing you have no off-spring and no grandkids....right? If I am wrong, then I cannot understand. After two more years of Obola and then 4 to 8 years under Killery, how can you not see what a bleak future they will have.
Please use "Quote Reply" to make it easier to see who you're talking to. I know you put his name in your reply, but it isn't easily noticed. Thanks.
Dec 6, 2014 09:27:09 #
yorkslass
Loc: Virginia
dljen wrote:
Please use "Quote Reply" to make it easier to see who you're talking to. I know you put his name in your reply, but it isn't easily noticed. Thanks.
Duly noted! Sorry!
Dec 6, 2014 09:31:21 #
tdklex wrote:
That's a funny one. In reality though, i really do think our next President should be a Woman, and her name is Hilary.
Don't you think it is about time we stopped electing people by how cool they are or by their gender or race? How about electing a COMPETENT one for a change?
Dec 6, 2014 09:35:30 #
vooda wrote:
Hilary......... you Americans really have a death wish.. you elected a no hoper, TWICE, and you can't see that, "THAT WOMAN", will be the end of you.....
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 6, 2014 09:39:58 #
jcs
Loc: USA
tdklex wrote:
.... In reality though, i really do think our next President should be a Woman, and her name is Hilary.
In 2008 I said "please God, ANYBODY but Hilary"
And God granted my wish .
I'm not going to make THAT mistake again . lol
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