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"The Ten Truths" Old...but worth repeating
Dec 2, 2014 17:44:23 #
Ten Truths Black & Hispanic people know, but White people won't admit.
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
Ten Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car are considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
Ten Truths White & Hispanic people know, but Black people won't admit.
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims & sound system should not be worth more than your car.
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
Ten Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car are considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
Ten Truths White & Hispanic people know, but Black people won't admit.
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims & sound system should not be worth more than your car.
Dec 2, 2014 17:55:57 #
meatyore wrote:
Ten Truths Black & Hispanic people know, but White people won't admit.
Interesting, and believable...
But even more than that, your User Name is only one letter longer than my favorite pizza at Straw Hat Pizza, just down the road.
A favorite haunt of mine.
Dec 2, 2014 18:00:04 #
meatyore wrote:
Ten Truths Black & Hispanic people know, but ... (show quote)
Good observations :) :-)
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Dec 3, 2014 14:02:12 #
Clever and funny. It's soooooo sad that Rap music (?) is here to stay. :-(
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