Lil Johnny on math!
Nov 18, 2014 13:51:04 #
LIL JOHNNYS REPORT CARD
Lil Johnny comes home from school with his report card and hands it to his father. The father opens it up and notices mostly B & Cs. Except when he gets to math he sees an F.
Father: Whats this?
Johnny: The teacher asked me whats 2x3, and I answered 6
Father; Well thats correct.
Johnny: Then she asked me whats 3x2?
Father: Whats the f@*^%@g difference?
Johnny: Thats what I said!!
Lil Johnny comes home from school with his report card and hands it to his father. The father opens it up and notices mostly B & Cs. Except when he gets to math he sees an F.
Father: Whats this?
Johnny: The teacher asked me whats 2x3, and I answered 6
Father; Well thats correct.
Johnny: Then she asked me whats 3x2?
Father: Whats the f@*^%@g difference?
Johnny: Thats what I said!!
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Nov 19, 2014 12:53:30 #
Hi User46702
I very much like the phrase " Commutative Principle of Multiplication" - which I propose to use at suitable opportunities in the future.
Another phrase which I use is the "Promulgation of Polysyllabic Persiflage" - i.e. never use one syllable where twelve will do; e.g. don't say "Yes", say "The answer is in the affirmative", and "Now" and "At this point in time". Many more will occur to your thought.
Hi Swede: If Johnny used the "F" word, then surely an F on his report is apposite?
pc39
I very much like the phrase " Commutative Principle of Multiplication" - which I propose to use at suitable opportunities in the future.
Another phrase which I use is the "Promulgation of Polysyllabic Persiflage" - i.e. never use one syllable where twelve will do; e.g. don't say "Yes", say "The answer is in the affirmative", and "Now" and "At this point in time". Many more will occur to your thought.
Hi Swede: If Johnny used the "F" word, then surely an F on his report is apposite?
pc39
Nov 19, 2014 13:31:21 #
Point well taken!!--I like that!!
Swede
Swede
pc39 wrote:
Hi User46702 br br I very much like the phrase &q... (show quote)
Nov 19, 2014 18:32:12 #
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