Subject: I must confess
Nov 17, 2014 12:27:09 #
Subject: I must confess
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from
the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey
and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and
chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for
it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I
must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting
than it used to be."
He replies: " Get out, you moron, you're on my side. "
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from
the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey
and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and
chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for
it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I
must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting
than it used to be."
He replies: " Get out, you moron, you're on my side. "
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Nov 18, 2014 14:43:56 #
Huey Driver wrote:
Subject: I must confess br br I went into the co... (show quote)
That's by far, the best Catholic joke I've ever heard.
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