British Tax Return
Nov 12, 2014 04:38:40 #
British sarcastic humour at it's very best.
British tax return
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs) has returned the Tax Return to a man in STANSTED after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question: "Do you have anyone dependant on you?" he wrote:
"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was Unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was:
"SORRY -Who did I miss out?"
British tax return
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs) has returned the Tax Return to a man in STANSTED after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question: "Do you have anyone dependant on you?" he wrote:
"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was Unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was:
"SORRY -Who did I miss out?"
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Nov 13, 2014 07:45:42 #
Love it!! If I wasn't afraid of being targeted by the IRS, I would consider a similar response on my next tax return. I would, of course, run it by my accountant first!!!
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Nov 13, 2014 13:56:49 #
Leicaflex wrote:
British sarcastic humour at it's very best. br Bri... (show quote)
As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire .
The smell is so atrocious that both passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen politely turns to President Obama and says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
Nov 14, 2014 03:02:04 #
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