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Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to V**e Democratic!
Nov 11, 2014 10:49:46 #
#10. I v**e Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry wh**ever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I v**e Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I v**e Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I v**e Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I v**e Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I v**e Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I v**e Democrat because I think i*****l a***ns have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I v**e Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I v**e Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the v**ers.
And, the #1 reason I v**e Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who h**e us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
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I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of Obamacare so far:
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition of a stool sample."
#9. I v**e Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I v**e Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I v**e Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I v**e Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I v**e Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I v**e Democrat because I think i*****l a***ns have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I v**e Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I v**e Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the v**ers.
And, the #1 reason I v**e Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who h**e us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
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I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of Obamacare so far:
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition of a stool sample."
Nov 11, 2014 11:11:09 #
FastFrank
Loc: Pittsburgh, Pa.
So you would like a one party system. There is a name for a one party system. It's called Communisim.
Nov 11, 2014 11:22:52 #
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Nov 11, 2014 11:27:00 #
FastFrank wrote:
So you would like a one party system. There is a name for a one party system. It's called Communisim.
Well Steve didn't suggest anything like that. He was just quoting Letterman who was making funny remarks. We do know that liberals have no sense of humor, especially the ones that are IN HIDING.
Nov 11, 2014 11:28:18 #
FastFrank wrote:
So you would like a one party system. There is a name for a one party system. It's called Communisim.
I don't recall reading that he was advocating a one party system. Guess it hits too close to home, huh???
Nov 11, 2014 11:29:22 #
That's pretty clever, but it hardly sounds like Letterman's material. Have you checked it with Snopes or some other similar site?
Nov 11, 2014 11:32:15 #
FastFrank
Loc: Pittsburgh, Pa.
Letterman never wrote that garbage. You have rocks in your head. Did you ever watch Lettetman? If you did you would know he would never write this tripe.
Nov 11, 2014 11:35:44 #
FastFrank wrote:
Did you ever watch Lettetman? If you did you would know he would never write this tripe.
The recent e******n really got to you didn't it?
Nov 11, 2014 11:46:52 #
travelwp wrote:
The recent e******n really got to you didn't it?
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Nov 11, 2014 11:48:38 #
FastFrank
Loc: Pittsburgh, Pa.
No. This happens every mid term e******n during the last term of a two term president. If you would recall the mid term of Bush's last term (probably like to forget). Nothing will happen. The republican agenda will be to repeal everything the democrats did. Then everyone will get s**k of them and they will get v**ed out again. Same old cycle.
Nov 11, 2014 12:27:32 #
amfoto1
Loc: San Jose, Calif. USA
My grandmother v**ed Republican all her life....
But ever since she died, she's been v****g Democratic.
But ever since she died, she's been v****g Democratic.
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Nov 11, 2014 12:32:17 #
FastFrank wrote:
So you would like a one party system. There is a name for a one party system. It's called Communisim.
Not really. But democratic party in USA is as close to c*******m as you can get. And Harry Reid or Nancy Pellosi would easily qualify as c*******t president.
Nov 11, 2014 12:56:32 #
amfoto1 wrote:
My grandmother v**ed Republican all her life....
But ever since she died, she's been v****g Democratic.
But ever since she died, she's been v****g Democratic.
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Nov 11, 2014 12:59:00 #
Steve_m wrote:
Not really. But democratic party in USA is as close to c*******m as you can get. And Harry Reid or Nancy Pellosi would easily qualify as c*******t president.
Liberals have hijacked the party; there are no donkeycrat conservatives - if there ever was such a thing. Spot-on, Steve!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 11, 2014 13:55:20 #
amfoto1 wrote:
My grandmother v**ed Republican all her life.... But ever since she died, she's been v****g Democratic.
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