PhotoNoob Loc: Innisfail, Canada

> Newfoundland Declares War On USA
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> President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
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> "Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh ? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"
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> "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news ! How big is your army?"
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> "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
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> Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
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> "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
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> Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
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> "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
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> "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."
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> President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
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> "Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
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> Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. "President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"
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> Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
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> "Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have at call youse back."
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> Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."
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> "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"
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> Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.."
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> CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
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> God Bless Us All !
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> Canadian and Proud of it!!!

Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY

Thanks for the joke PhotoNoob and keep in mind that along with feeding those 2 million prisoners you Canadiens would also be responsible for feeding, educating and providing medical assistance to 12 million or so i*****l a***ns. So maybe losing a quick war with you good folks up north would not be such a bad idea. :mrgreen:

PhotoNoob Loc: Innisfail, Canada

LOL, good one

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

It would be worth being in a Newfie prison. The Newfies' hospitality is legendary, and the beer is to die for.

Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY

I may be traveling to Newfoundland next spring or summer. Hopefully, I won't be tossed into prison but I will try the beer. :-)

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Don't be surprised if you end up being invited into a Newfie's home after having a beer in a pub with him. Go in summer, the waters around Nfld are very cold in Spring (icebergs), so lots of fog and chilly weather.

user47602 Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32

...we're all hoping for you NeilL :lol:

Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY

Thanks for the info Neil. I am looking forward to going there. :thumbup: