Huey Driver Loc: Texas

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on
the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and
knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked.'

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are! Pass it on

'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)

dljen Loc: Central PA

Haha, I'm laughing, Huey!

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Reminds of the time my aunt was in the basement doing some laundry that included her son's football clothes. She decided to disrobe all her clothes and tossed them into the wash. There on the floor was my cousin's football helmet, so for some crazy reason she placed it on her head while waiting for the laundry to finish. She forgot that her husband had called a plumber to check a leak in the basement when suddenly out of nowhere the plumber appears before her naked body just a few feet away. As the two stood there staring at each other (my aunt totally naked with the football helmet on her head), the plumber says to her "lady I don't know what team you play for, but I sure hope you win".

RKL349 Loc: Connecticut

:D

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

:lol: :lol: Good one!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

:D :D