Two elderly widowed brothers decided to move in together to economize. Around 3:00 AM, Sam was awakened by a very loud pounding noise. He got up and walked out of his bedroom into the open balcony that viewed the dining room below. Dan, his brother was sitting at the table naked, pounding both hands on the table top. Sam yelled "Dan, what in the world are you doing"? Dan looked up and said "first erection I've had in 10 years, and both of my hands went to sleep".
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