Burial (an oldie)
Oct 19, 2014 17:56:40 #
A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
:mrgreen:
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
:mrgreen:
Oct 19, 2014 18:30:33 #
Oct 19, 2014 19:32:23 #
dljen wrote:
Hahaha, this is a good one, thank you, Dick.
Thanks Donna :D
Oct 20, 2014 11:04:57 #
DickC wrote:
A man and woman were married for many years. Whene... (show quote)
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Oct 20, 2014 11:05:53 #
Oct 20, 2014 11:12:57 #
DickC wrote:
A man and woman were married for many years. Whene... (show quote)
It's a myth that we won't ask for directions. It just seems that way to women because we won't ask them. We would rather ask someone with a sense of direction. Did you know that with so many women now taking "the pill", there is so much oestrogen in the water systems, that there are entire rivers that can't find their way to the sea? :lol:
Oct 20, 2014 11:54:23 #
Wellhiem wrote:
It's a myth that we won't ask for directions. It just seems that way to women because we won't ask them. We would rather ask someone with a sense of direction. Did you know that with so many women now taking "the pill", there is so much oestrogen in the water systems, that there are entire rivers that can't find their way to the sea? :lol:
I don't know about that. I have a son in law who tears up instructions that come with an item, then screws up putting the stuff together.
Oct 22, 2014 20:36:39 #
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