Afternoon sex....
Oct 18, 2014 12:02:46 #
Love what kids come up with...they know so much they are not given credit for.
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...
- "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
- "An ambulance just drove by!"
- "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
- "Matt's riding a new bike!"
- "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
- "Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced...
- "The Coopers are having sex
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.
:mrgreen:
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...
- "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
- "An ambulance just drove by!"
- "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
- "Matt's riding a new bike!"
- "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
- "Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced...
- "The Coopers are having sex
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.
:mrgreen:
Oct 18, 2014 12:19:50 #
Hahaha!!!! The line "The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son" had me concerned for a moment.
Oct 18, 2014 12:24:34 #
magicray wrote:
Hahaha!!!! The line "The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son" had me concerned for a moment.
Should've had a comma after quickie!! :mrgreen:
Oct 19, 2014 06:30:23 #
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Oct 19, 2014 14:16:57 #
yhtomit wrote:
What's"afternoon sex"?
Shemya? Are they still moving rocks from the north end of the island to the south end?
Oct 19, 2014 16:34:43 #
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Oct 19, 2014 22:24:03 #
yhtomit wrote:
It's whats going on at your house while you are at work. :-DWhat's"afternoon sex"?
Oct 19, 2014 22:36:29 #
DickC wrote:
Should've had a comma after quickie!! :mrgreen:
It's a small thing, but it can make a tremendous difference.
Let's eat, Grandma
Let's eat Grandma.
--Bob
Oct 20, 2014 10:18:18 #
rmalarz wrote:
It's a small thing, but it can make a tremendous difference.
Let's eat, Grandma
Let's eat Grandma.
--Bob
Let's eat, Grandma
Let's eat Grandma.
--Bob
I just passed this along as I received it, I didn't proof read it.
Oct 21, 2014 19:52:41 #
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