Funny! :thumbup: I'm getting a musket ....or a drone....whichever works best these days! lol
Thanks Kraken, every Aussie knows someone like Jefferies. Too funny!
DOOK
Loc: Maclean, Australia
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Is he still living? How many nutta hit lists is he on?
Is he funny in his other skits?
I thought it hilarious when he asked what Americans are scared of, then proceeded to tell the story of when his house was broken into, he was tied up, head cut with a machete, his girlfriend threatened with rape, and he was just fine with his inability to have any chance at all to prevent them from doing whatever they wish
heck they just wanted his TV! Of course, he would't have been able to prevent them from doing anything at all that they wished
made a joke out of it! ROFL must be some Australians are hard to tell from their vast herds of sheep if they are like him.
My story would go like this
it's hilarious! Two guys broke into my house, I called the police, in the 20 minutes it took for them to arrive, I grabbed one of my shotguns, killed the one and they tracked the other with his blood trail
. The wounded one is up for murder- because there was a death in the commission of a crime he was involved with
... Now thats funny!
But see with houses and people like his, they leave mine alone
so it will never happen...
New sign for your front door
RichieC wrote:
Is he funny in his other skits?
I thought it hilarious when he asked what Americans are scared of, then proceeded to tell the story of when his house was broken into, he was tied up, head cut with a machete, his girlfriend threatened with rape, and he was just fine with his inability to have any chance at all to prevent them from doing whatever they wish
heck they just wanted his TV! Of course, he would't have been able to prevent them from doing anything at all that they wished
made a joke out of it! ROFL must be some Australians are hard to tell from their vast herds of sheep if they are like him.
My story would go like this
it's hilarious! Two guys broke into my house, I called the police, in the 20 minutes it took for them to arrive, I grabbed one of my shotguns, killed the one and they tracked the other with his blood trail
. The wounded one is up for murder- because there was a death in the commission of a crime he was involved with
... Now thats funny!
But see with houses and people like his, they leave mine alone
so it will never happen...
Is he funny in his other skits? br br I thought i... (
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I think you will find he covered your scenario in his sketch. :?
Crwiwy wrote:
I think you will find he covered your scenario in his sketch. :?
That is what he said. He knows it was covered then he explained how stupid it was. You can still shoot naked. Waiting to put on your pants is like waiting on the police - be careful with that zipper!
Bangee5 wrote:
That is what he said. He knows it was covered then he explained how stupid it was. You can still shoot naked. Waiting to put on your pants is like waiting on the police - be careful with that zipper!
Walking around naked with a loaded gun!
Please don't bother to explain - somethings are best kept secret! :shock:
And I Especially don't want to know where you stick it in lieu of a holster. :oops:
Crwiwy wrote:
Walking around naked with a loaded gun!
Please don't bother to explain - somethings are best kept secret! :shock:
It's a scenario... possible but not likely. How did he let the intruders get that close to him in the first place? Did he leave all his doors open? Ah Ha! Another scenario, he leaves his doors open and walks around naked while his guns are locked in a safe and he doesn't know where he last left his pants. Is that better? What's more in this Australian's scenario, it was too late to even call the police.
Wham Bam! Thank you Mam! His throat cut and girl friend raped... end of story.
Remember that these days the bad guy assumes that you might have a weapon handy -- therefore he picks his time carefully to get the drop on you. So no matter how careful and well armed you think you are, you are still facing great odds. And having that gun is statistically a greater danger to you and your family than not having it.
My favorite story is about the policeman in Homestead, Florida, who woke to see some movement in his bed room, so he shot at it. And hit his own foot. At least his aim was good!
We can come up with all kinds of stories and scenarios for not, I say not to own a gun as there are stories to own a gun. But remember this, in the USA it is a right given to us by our forefathers. If we are so willing to give up this right, what other rights are we willing to give up?
When we give up our rights to the Government, we give the Government control over our very lives.
Why is anyone on this forum even dignifying this dick head by commenting on his sickening brand of humor? Makes one wonder if he is not a masochistic voyouer. Stands by doing nothing while someone whacks him with a machette and is about to rape his girlfriend. How would you like this bastard for a son in law.
And then the Australian Sheeple in the audience laugh at a sick jerk who can not even speak english.
I wonder Kraken, just what did you find funny in this jerks video. The fact that he is so willing to abrogate his right to self defense or the fact that he upholds the rights of others to assault him physically. ROFLMAO - NOT.
Sadly this officer did not follow a basic gun handling rule #4, ie "be sure of your target and what's beyond" (Jeff Cooper). Had he used a flashlight to ID the "target" this would never have happened. LEO's really should know better, but people react differently to stress situations. Even with training hopefully provided by their departments. The stats on "unsafe home firearm ownership" have been shown as hugely biased and selective and debunked as unscientific, rather more political.
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