Married for 50 years.
Oct 6, 2014 06:26:44 #
Married 50 years - Priceless!
After being married for 50 years, my husband took a careful look at me one day and said,
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a £750,000 home, a £45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
I am a very reasonable woman.
I told him to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and I would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't we older women great?
We really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
After being married for 50 years, my husband took a careful look at me one day and said,
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a £750,000 home, a £45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
I am a very reasonable woman.
I told him to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and I would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't we older women great?
We really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
Oct 7, 2014 09:13:41 #
Oct 7, 2014 10:06:23 #
Oct 7, 2014 10:09:43 #
Wow ... They give you 25 years for murder. You just did 2 life sentences. lol
Oct 7, 2014 11:18:17 #
handgunner wrote:
Wow ... They give you 25 years for murder. You just did 2 life sentences. lol
Yes, but in great comfort!!
Oct 7, 2014 15:09:20 #
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Oct 7, 2014 19:23:29 #
Pepsiman wrote:
Tell it to my 81 year old wife...
Wake up ... It's time for a nap.
Oct 8, 2014 02:38:51 #
erickter
Loc: Dallas,TX
Throw out the 73 yr old bag. Replace with 43 yr old . Better solution. 23 too dumb.
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