taffthetooth Loc: U.K

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were working on a building site. Every lunch time they would have lunch together their feet dangling over the edge of the highest point. The Englishman opened his sandwiches and said "oh no not cheese and ham again, I hate them, if I get this tomorrow I'm going to jump"The Scotsman opened his and said " bloody tuna I hate it, if I have this tomorrow I'll jump too" The Irishman opened his and said " fecking hell, spam I hate it, if this is what I get tomorrow I'll join you".

The following day the Englishman opened his sandwich screamed and jumped. The Scotsman followed suit, and so did the Irishman.
A little while later the three wives were at the inquest. The Englishman's wife tearfully said " I didn't know he hated cheese and ham!" The Scotsman's wife said the same thing. The Irishman's wife said "I don't understand it, Paddy made his own sandwiches"

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

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DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Good one!!

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:

joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ

Funny.😊😊😊

hpjb Loc: Eindhoven, Nederland

We have the same with Belgium (Flamish)

Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA

Ye must be a Welshman, eh Taffy?

brow3904 Loc: Upstate South Carolina

Funny. He must have been 65+. Lol

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

A good one!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Good one!!