sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2.We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3.Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

4.Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5.Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit…A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

toma1940 Loc: Silicon Valley, CA

Funny!. . . .thanks

LLucas Loc: Upstate South Carolina, USA

haha great ones!

Billbobboy42 Loc: Center of Delmarva

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PrairieSeasons Loc: Red River of the North

Speaking of end-of-life planning, my first choice is to die at the age of 101 from a gunshot wound from a jealous husband.

Big Stopper Loc: London

Thanks Sarge, truly undeniable. :thumbup:

GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA

Excellent Post! I'd add to number 5 that anything over a handful is superfluous. But also super! :lol:

richosob Loc: Lambertville, MI

I see a pattern here, looks like your hung up on something. lol

Rich

FramerMCB Loc: Northern, ID (formerly Portland, OR area)

Awesome! Too funny.