Black Bart Loc: Indiana

I got this E Mail Today sending it on to all in my contact list

DIVORCE AGREEMENT- -
WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WH**EVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL V**E FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, l*****ts, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest e******n process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a our separation agreement:

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you h**e guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and i*****l a***ns.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O ' Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Lea f you can find.

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our f**g.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand,
(Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!

nakkh Loc: San Mateo, Ca

Where are you moving to after your Divorce ? Because you aren't staying here...


Buh-bye & fuck you-

Black Bart Loc: Indiana

Typical Liberal response. :mrgreen:

nakkh Loc: San Mateo, Ca

Enjoy living in a van- down by the river; in Mexico Because you ain't welcome here any more.

Black Bart Loc: Indiana

That is ok as long as I don't have to live on the Left coast the land of fruit and nuts.

cameraniac Loc: Huntingburg, Indiana

Would be like Heaven on earth!

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

Frankly most of us would like to give California to Mexico. That would solve many problems.

nakkh Loc: San Mateo, Ca

You would give 1.5 trillion dollars of the us economy to mexico?

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

It would be worth it.

nakkh Loc: San Mateo, Ca

No more fruits & nuts for you!

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

jkaye65 Loc: Chico, CA

Easy there on trashing California. The vast majority of this state (land wise) is just like any other red state in America. We have a few high population areas that have the numbers to dictate their l*****t bullls**t, but give the rest of us a break!!

As for the fruit n nuts thing........just down the road from me are the almond orchards that supply the nuts for your Almond Joy candy bars. Where would your "Joy" be without us?

Black Bart Loc: Indiana

The kind of nuts I was referring to is the Bats**t crazies like NAKKH.
I'm sure you are right but the things I think about are the Michael Moore's and Berkley is famous also.

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

Amen

user47602 Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32

...and Florida to Cuba?