Photographer Jim wrote:
A priest, a rabbi, an atheist, a blonde, a redhead, a brunette, a pirate, a horse, a chimpanzee, a midget, an Irishman, a Texan, a group of six lawyers, two lesbians, a clown leading a dancing bear, and a man with a frog sitting on the top of his head all walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this, some sort of a joke?"
Hahaha, I like it, short and simple. One of my favorite jokes is:
A grasshopper walks into a bar.