The devil came down to church
Aug 3, 2014 19:48:27 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Seat in church
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old cowboy.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The old cowboy calmly replied,
'Been married to your sister for 48 years.
:lol: :lol:
Seat in church
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old cowboy.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The old cowboy calmly replied,
'Been married to your sister for 48 years.
:lol: :lol:
Aug 3, 2014 19:54:02 #
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Aug 3, 2014 20:50:11 #
fly boy wrote:
LOL Love it....Good one.
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Aug 4, 2014 09:06:36 #
TedPaul
Loc: Madison, MS
Bcheary, I think the cowboys wife is a bigamist, cause I was married to her for a while.
Aug 4, 2014 09:36:51 #
eddiew0924
Loc: MA
I have to tell you that my ex wife was a hell of a housekeeper. She kept the house. She kept the kids and she kept the car. As I was leaving the house she said, "I hope you have a miserable life and not a single day of happiness." I said, "So now you want me to stay?"
Last year she emailed me asking what I was going to give her for her birthday. I told her I gave her a cemetery plot the year before and she didn't use it so nothing this year.
Last year she emailed me asking what I was going to give her for her birthday. I told her I gave her a cemetery plot the year before and she didn't use it so nothing this year.
Aug 4, 2014 10:20:22 #
Sandu
Loc: Brasov, Romania
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Seat in church... (show quote)
Been there, ... still am, as a matter of fact !!!
BTW, how many sisters it has?
Aug 4, 2014 11:35:56 #
TedPaul wrote:
Bcheary, I think the cowboys wife is a bigamist, cause I was married to her for a while.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 4, 2014 11:36:27 #
eddiew0924 wrote:
I have to tell you that my ex wife was a hell of a housekeeper. She kept the house. She kept the kids and she kept the car. As I was leaving the house she said, "I hope you have a miserable life and not a single day of happiness." I said, "So now you want me to stay?"
Last year she emailed me asking what I was going to give her for her birthday. I told her I gave her a cemetery plot the year before and she didn't use it so nothing this year.
Last year she emailed me asking what I was going to give her for her birthday. I told her I gave her a cemetery plot the year before and she didn't use it so nothing this year.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 4, 2014 11:36:54 #
Sandu wrote:
Been there, ... still am, as a matter of fact !!!
BTW, how many sisters it has?
BTW, how many sisters it has?
:?: :?: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 4, 2014 12:45:20 #
eddiew0924 wrote:
I have to tell you that my ex wife was a hell of a housekeeper. She kept the house. She kept the kids and she kept the car. As I was leaving the house she said, "I hope you have a miserable life and not a single day of happiness." I said, "So now you want me to stay?"
Last year she emailed me asking what I was going to give her for her birthday. I told her I gave her a cemetery plot the year before and she didn't use it so nothing this year.
Last year she emailed me asking what I was going to give her for her birthday. I told her I gave her a cemetery plot the year before and she didn't use it so nothing this year.
:thumbup: Been there done that!
Aug 4, 2014 13:41:31 #
TedPaul
Loc: Madison, MS
Bcheary, just found out, you're my kind of guy. Nicknamed the mother in law, shamu.
Aug 4, 2014 15:14:39 #
Aug 4, 2014 15:41:03 #
TedPaul wrote:
Bcheary, just found out, you're my kind of guy. Nicknamed the mother in law, shamu.
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