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The Israeli dog, an the Arab dog. :)
Aug 3, 2014 19:15:32   #
steve40 Loc: Asheville/Canton, NC, USA
 
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world.
So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.

This "duel" would be a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best
fighting dog they could.
The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for good.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies.

They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert
trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.

When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance against the growling beast over in the Arab camp.

All the bookies took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute. As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center
of the ring. The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.

As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail floating to the
ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top scientists and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"

The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.

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Aug 4, 2014 09:20:33   #
gleneric Loc: Calgary, Alberta
 
Thanks Steve ... I needed a good chuckle this morning :)

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Aug 4, 2014 11:31:55   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
Cute

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Aug 4, 2014 12:01:57   #
larrypayne Loc: Texas Hill Country
 
Since the topic is about dogs, this article written by Sheila Samples Sheila, an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer, is appropriate as an answer to the theme of the topic.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0608/S00168.htm

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Aug 4, 2014 12:05:21   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
larrypayne wrote:
Since the topic is about dogs, this article written by Sheila Samples Sheila, an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer, is appropriate as an answer to the theme of the topic.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0608/S00168.htm


Larry! BORING!!!!

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Aug 4, 2014 12:10:48   #
FlaSundog Loc: Largo, FL
 
steve40 wrote:
... This "duel" would be a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best
fighting dog they could.


So... one side cheated?

8-)

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Aug 4, 2014 12:19:45   #
larrypayne Loc: Texas Hill Country
 
NeilL wrote:
Larry! BORING!!!!


Actually, it's very well written and far from boring.

You say boring with exclamations because you don't want anyone to read it.

Sheila Samples had a career writing for the U.S. Army. She has a lot of information not available to the layman.

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Aug 5, 2014 00:20:59   #
Jackinthebox Loc: travel the world
 
steve40 wrote:
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world.
So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.

This "duel" would be a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best
fighting dog they could.
The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for good.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies.

They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert
trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.

When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance against the growling beast over in the Arab camp.

All the bookies took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute. As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center
of the ring. The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.

As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail floating to the
ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top scientists and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"

The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they cont... (show quote)



Good one but is it true?
:oops: :oops:

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Aug 5, 2014 00:23:40   #
Jackinthebox Loc: travel the world
 
larrypayne wrote:
Since the topic is about dogs, this article written by Sheila Samples Sheila, an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer, is appropriate as an answer to the theme of the topic.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0608/S00168.htm


So said Larry the lunatic.

He is so predictable. Next he will say, do your research. :oops:

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