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Aug 3, 2014 18:40:56   #
rfmaude41 Loc: Lancaster, Texas (DFW area)
 
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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Aug 3, 2014 18:46:40   #
Robin19966
 
AMEN!!!!!! Love it.

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Aug 3, 2014 20:55:53   #
wilsondl2 Loc: Lincoln, Nebraska
 
There is nothing I would perfer over my wife. 53 yrs is just a good start! - Dave

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Aug 4, 2014 06:40:58   #
sb Loc: Florida's East Coast
 
I am a lucky man - I have both!

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Aug 4, 2014 09:44:03   #
Picdude Loc: Ohio
 
rfmaude41 wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


:XD: :XD:

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Aug 4, 2014 12:10:23   #
NewGuy
 
Women also function normally every day of the month.

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Aug 4, 2014 12:11:42   #
user47602 Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32
 
NewGuy wrote:
Women also function normally every day of the month.
really? not my experience.

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Aug 4, 2014 12:59:02   #
NewGuy
 
user47602 wrote:
really? not my experience.


I like your avatar

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Aug 4, 2014 15:25:36   #
JFaulkner Loc: Oskaloosa, IA
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 6, 2014 08:17:35   #
Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas
 
rfmaude41 wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


Though I am female, This is funny! Can't wait to pass it on to a few friends who might see the above as gospel. :lol: :lol: :wink: :thumbup:

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Aug 6, 2014 08:46:38   #
rivercityjack Loc: Rock Island, IL
 
I read this off to my wife and she came back with,
"If you run out of ammo with a gun, you can always reload and go again."

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Aug 6, 2014 13:01:03   #
ExTech2
 
rfmaude41 wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


Thanks for the funny. In my case my wife is as big a gun nut as I am. Damned good with that S and W .357, too.

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