Hooters Expertise (Page 2): BRB Need to take a leak.

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

Bob Yankle wrote:

During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some hot wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot."

BRB Need to take a leak.

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

Bob Yankle wrote:

Yep, I tell my wife something like that when she fusses at me for looking at a good-looking women. "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu."

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM

What's the old saying?

Every man would be king, but once a "knight" is enough?

Billbobboy42 Loc: Center of Delmarva

Cykdelic wrote:

What's the old saying?

Every man would be king, but once a "knight" is enough?

I inherited a coin belonging to my grandfather that had that exact quote on it - the coin was about the size of a silver dollar. The engraved image was a knight in armor on horseback holding a joust (is that the right terminology?) that was bent or drooping down. For unknown reasons, the coin disappeared years ago :(

Thombar Loc: Hominy, OK

What, you would go there to swim? :XD:

Bob Yankle Loc: Burlington, NC

Billbobboy42 wrote:

The engraved image was a knight in armor on horseback holding a joust (is that the right terminology?) that was bent or drooping down. For unknown reasons, the coin disappeared years ago :(

The correct term is lance, although in this case it might have been a limp-lance. Refer to Matthew 26:14, everything after the colon ....... although here, it is used in another context.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Bob Yankle wrote:

During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some hot wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot."

Very good, Bob. As for hooters, once you've seen one, you've seen them both. :-D

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Cykdelic wrote:

What's the old saying?

Every man would be king, but once a "knight" is enough?

Another: Once a knight, always a knight. Twice a night and you're doing alright.

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

NeilL wrote:

Very good, Bob. As for hooters, once you've seen one, you've seen them both. :-D

:-D :thumbup:

rocketride Loc: Upstate NY

Billbobboy42 wrote:

I inherited a coin belonging to my grandfather that had that exact quote on it - the coin was about the size of a silver dollar. The engraved image was a knight in armor on horseback holding a joust (is that the right terminology?) that was bent or drooping down. For unknown reasons, the coin disappeared years ago :(

He would have been holding a "lance". The activity he'd be using the lance for is called "jousting".

Shutter Bugger

Bob Yankle wrote:

During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some hot wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot."

Haha... I joined a dating site and one of the questions was what kind of woman do you want, my response was: One that knows how to fix outboard motors and likes to clean fish.

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

I ain't lookin' at 5hit! ... I'm gawkin' !!!! and it's givin' me a w00die !!

Lost some poundage a few years back ... looked down and saw my Johnson .... It was like meeting up with with an ol' friend ...

;) ;) ;)

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Shutter Bugger wrote:

Haha... I joined a dating site and one of the questions was what kind of woman do you want, my response was: One that knows how to fix outboard motors and likes to clean fish.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SteveR Loc: Michigan

handgunner wrote:

Lost some poundage a few years back ... looked down and saw my Johnson .... It was like meeting up with with an ol' friend ...

;) ;) ;)

Shake hands?

Harvey Loc: Pioneer, CA

When I turned 62 and retired my wife & I moved to a beach front house 25 mi south of Cancun for 5 yrs - there were time my wife would mention I was like a dog chasing a car - could not do a thing with it if I caught it. but I sure did like the daily parades on the beach.
Too bad they will not let me post my photos on this subject. LOL

Bmac wrote:

Why wait till then? You may not even realize you are happy at that age. :XD: