A man is hitch-hiking up the dual carriageway
May 15, 2014 17:41:24 #
A man is hitch-hiking up the dual carriageway when a lorry stops for him. As he climbs into the cab he notices a monkey sitting on the dashboard. After chatting for a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says,
"I'll show you." He hits the monkey very hard with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the cab. The monkey picks itself up and disappears between the drivers legs, unzips his jeans, pulls out the driver's willy and proceeds to give him a blow job. Afterwards the monkey gets some tissues, cleans the driver up, zips it all back and jumps back up on the dashboard.
"See that?" said the trucker.
"Yeah, bloody amazing!" says the man. Then trucker asks the him,
"Do you want to give it a try?" The man says,
"OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey....."
"I'll show you." He hits the monkey very hard with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the cab. The monkey picks itself up and disappears between the drivers legs, unzips his jeans, pulls out the driver's willy and proceeds to give him a blow job. Afterwards the monkey gets some tissues, cleans the driver up, zips it all back and jumps back up on the dashboard.
"See that?" said the trucker.
"Yeah, bloody amazing!" says the man. Then trucker asks the him,
"Do you want to give it a try?" The man says,
"OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey....."
May 15, 2014 19:23:42 #
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