Batman Loc: South-Central Texas

If Satan were to write his own beatitudes, one of them might go something like this:

Blessed are those who serve only the church, and then insist that that counts as "serving God".

venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.

Batman...

I obviously do not know you, only through these simplistic and defiantly not Christ serving "Beatitudes" Whose only purpose I can determine is to 1) glorify your ability to put 4 or 5 words together or 2) to actually be a servant of evil and certainly not of Good.

Christ gave 10 Beatitudes (Blessed's) in his Sermon on the mount, they were all Promises of God to His people...

Your "Satan's Beatitudes are just crude attempts to try and show that You are more Christian that those that you are talking about and at the worst, are one great way to scare away seeking non Christians from actually understanding what God has for them...

Your efforts could be much more useful back in your Sunday School Class (I believe that is where you said the idea came up)Teaching what the words of Christ are, not what the Words of satan might be...

Mike