She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not HORNY
- She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She is not EASY
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT
- She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She has not BEEN AROUND
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not GET YOU EXCITED
- She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
She is not KINKY
- She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
She does not have a KILLER BODY
- She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She is not an AIRHEAD
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She is not a SLUT
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
All caps in the title, You will hear from addmin very soon
Just wondering why this is on a photography website. Seems more suited to Facebook or e-mail to work buddies....
carlsbadmike wrote:
Just wondering why this is on a photography website. Seems more suited to Facebook or e-mail to work buddies....
Dude. ...its humor. Its allowed. .
carlsbadmike wrote:
Just wondering why this is on a photography website. Seems more suited to Facebook or e-mail to work buddies....
You are in the wrong neighbor hood.
phcaan
Loc: Willow Springs, MO
Thanks up-to-it that was a hoot.
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