Ah, sweet romance (Today's joke)
May 10, 2014 03:45:12 #
An elderly couple were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her husband and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."
The old man feeling obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity."
The old man reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly woman then said, "I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine."
This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room, his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?"
The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going in the other room to get my teeth!"
The old man feeling obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity."
The old man reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly woman then said, "I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine."
This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room, his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?"
The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going in the other room to get my teeth!"
May 10, 2014 04:57:30 #
May 10, 2014 05:59:32 #
May 11, 2014 10:30:19 #
May 11, 2014 10:33:38 #
Thought he was going to the refrigerator to get some ice cubes to send that chill down he neck, because he was too tired from the other two adventures already!
May 12, 2014 01:42:13 #
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