An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman.... .... walked into a pub. They each ordered a pint and sat down. Three flies were in the pub, and they flew into the three beers. The...

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

.... walked into a pub. They each ordered a pint and sat down. Three flies were in the pub, and they flew into the three beers.
The Englishman pushed his pint away, stood up and walked out in disgust.
The Irishman fished the fly out and downed his pint.
The Scotsman grasped the fly between thumb and forefinger, shook it over his pint, shouting, "Spit it oot, yer bastard!!"

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

That's funny

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

That's funny
A Sunday school teacher asked her new class if anyone knew what the reserecition was ? Little Jonny said "I don't know what it is but if lasts more then 4 hours you need to see a doctor "

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

That's funny
A Sunday school teacher asked her new class if anyone knew what the reserecition was ? Little Jonny said "I don't know what it is but if lasts more then 4 hours you need to see a doctor "

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

mwoods222 wrote:

That's funny
A Sunday school teacher asked her new class if anyone knew what the reserecition was ? Little Jonny said "I don't know what it is but if lasts more then 4 hours you need to see a doctor "

That's hilarious.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SteveR Loc: Michigan

That sounds just like my Scotish f.i.l. The OP, that is.

NYTim

I am Scottish. That is an ethnic slur. Would you say the same thing about Jews? Well maybe some of the right wing nuts on here might.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

NYTim wrote:

I am Scottish. That is an ethnic slur. Would you say the same thing about Jews? Well maybe some of the right wing nuts on here might.

Well, congratulations. But you are NOT Scottish. I AM Scottish and proud of it. And my REAL Scottish friends can laugh at themselves. This joke was told to me by one of them. What has Jewish got to do with this?
People like you are a malignant cancer on this planet. Change your foul thinking , or get off. Do not sully my postings with your abhorrent detritus. Now, crawl back under your rock.

NYTim

I am very Scottish you twit. Born and bred In Cowdenbeath. You are probably one of those fundamentalist, right wing Protestants. Just because you are a self hater do not spread prejudice and stereotypes. I bet you looked up all the big words in the dictionary before you posted your bile filled response. I love the keyboard tough guys. You must have been bullied at school so now you are exacting fantasy revenge for your past transgressions. Get a life you moron.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

NYTim wrote:

I am very Scottish you twit. Born and bred In Cowdenbeath. You are probably one of those fundamentalist, right wing Protestants. Just because you are a self hater do not spread prejudice and stereotypes. I bet you looked up all the big words in the dictionary before you posted your bile filled response. I love the keyboard tough guys. You must have been bullied at school so now you are exacting fantasy revenge for your past transgressions. Get a life you moron.

If you are Scottish, then the Pope's Jewish. No Scotsman would act the way you do. Now get off my posting.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

SteveR wrote:

That sounds just like my Scotish f.i.l. The OP, that is.

:thumbup:

NYTim

Poor baby thinks he owns the internet.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

NYTim wrote:

Poor baby thinks he owns the internet.

GET OFF MY POSTING!!!

NYTim

Obviously you do not own the post. This is a public forum and if your tiny brain cannot absorb this fact go to sleep.

Steven Gotz Loc: San Lorenzo CA

NYTim wrote:

Poor baby thinks he owns the internet.

Jokes using stereotypes can be funny, often because they use stereotypes. They are not serious stories and should not be held to that standard.

Being known as cheap is not, as you seemed to be trying to point out, limited to one race or nationality. And it is not a particularly horrible way to be known. In this age of frugality and conservation, perhaps the frugal should lead the way.

So bug out and figure out how to gain a sense of humor.