Fried chicken
May 4, 2014 11:14:52 #
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now!"
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now!"
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May 4, 2014 11:43:29 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
miketx wrote:
Funny, but I always like boneless chicken, Here's some:
That looks like very young chicken to me.
May 4, 2014 11:44:13 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Floyd wrote:
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and... (show quote)
Very funny. :lol: :lol:
May 4, 2014 11:44:25 #
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May 5, 2014 07:20:39 #
May 5, 2014 09:39:31 #
Two situations here: 1. The kid is a smart ass. 2. The teacher can't handle a joke. I had these kinds of kids in class from time to time. We all laughed, I made an equally smart remark back, we all laughed again, and we all moved on.
One other thing: Yes, I know it's a joke.
One other thing: Yes, I know it's a joke.
May 5, 2014 09:46:09 #
May 5, 2014 09:58:42 #
Floyd wrote:
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and... (show quote)
PETA = P eople E ating T asty A nimals
May 5, 2014 10:16:44 #
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