A Buddhist approaches a hotdog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything."
He gives the vendor a $20 bill and waits. Finally he says: "Where's my change?"
Says the vendor: "All change must come from within."
gym
Loc: Athens, Georgia
I am familiar with the first part of this joke. It's one of my favorite 'intellectual witticisms'. But until now, I had not seen the followup.
I like it.
:)
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