Republican vs Democrat Logic and Thinking-Priceless
Apr 29, 2014 10:04:58 #
The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this! This is straight forward country thinking..by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll copy it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
You can't get any more accurate than this! This is straight forward country thinking..by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll copy it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Apr 29, 2014 10:12:41 #
SBW wrote:
The Fence Test br br You can't get any more accur... (show quote)
That is about the most one-sided narrow minded garbage I've ever seen as an explanation.....and without a doubt written by a Republican, because as we know, the Republicans think they know it all and they are never wrong. Good Gawd!!!
Apr 29, 2014 10:21:52 #
Apr 29, 2014 10:23:44 #
bigtex2000 wrote:
That is about the most one-sided narrow minded garbage I've ever seen as an explanation.....and without a doubt written by a Republican, because as we know, the Republicans think they know it all and they are never wrong. Good Gawd!!!
And they are RIGHT.
Dennis
Apr 29, 2014 10:29:39 #
bigtex2000 wrote:
That is about the most one-sided narrow minded garbage I've ever seen as an explanation.....and without a doubt written by a Republican, because as we know, the Republicans think they know it all and they are never wrong. Good Gawd!!!
Don't like it? No one is forcing you to read it.
Apr 29, 2014 10:30:55 #
bigtex2000 wrote:
That is about the most one-sided narrow minded garbage I've ever seen as an explanation.....and without a doubt written by a Republican, because as we know, the Republicans think they know it all and they are never wrong. Good Gawd!!!
Didn't you just prove the OP's point?
Apr 29, 2014 11:19:29 #
bigtex2000 wrote:
That is about the most one-sided narrow minded garbage I've ever seen as an explanation.....and without a doubt written by a Republican, because as we know, the Republicans think they know it all and they are never wrong. Good Gawd!!!
Spoken like a true donkeycrat...glad you can read, though - more proof that the liberal education system is failing.
Apr 30, 2014 08:23:56 #
SBW wrote:
The Fence Test br br You can't get any more accur... (show quote)
I have seen this before and it is still true.
Apr 30, 2014 10:28:54 #
bigtex2000 wrote:
That is about the most one-sided narrow minded garbage I've ever seen as an explanation.....and without a doubt written by a Republican, because as we know, the Republicans think they know it all and they are never wrong. Good Gawd!!!
If nothing else you proved the last line is correct.
Apr 30, 2014 11:09:10 #
SBW wrote:
The Fence Test br br You can't get any more accur... (show quote)
This is funny...Foxworthy plays to the under educated, redneck crowd so you really have to wonder how he really feels about so much of this crap.
Apr 30, 2014 11:16:12 #
DougW
Loc: SoCal
RixPix wrote:
This is funny...Foxworthy plays to the under educated, redneck crowd so you really have to wonder how he really feels about so much of this crap.
That sounds a little " bigoted " are you a closet racist ?
Apr 30, 2014 11:28:20 #
GrayPlayer
Loc: Granby, Ct.
I have to believe politics separates the masses more than any other subject and no one is more insecure than a politician.
Taxpayers do not equate the money for defense, entitlements and subsidies comes from their taxes.
In the end, its "ashes to ashes" and everything in between is moot!
We have one chance, one life, one shot at living. We are the chosen one's. The odds alone should make everyone glad to have been born. What ever politician's support has little effect on my life at this point.
As for comedians, their opinion has no bearing on my life!
Taxpayers do not equate the money for defense, entitlements and subsidies comes from their taxes.
In the end, its "ashes to ashes" and everything in between is moot!
We have one chance, one life, one shot at living. We are the chosen one's. The odds alone should make everyone glad to have been born. What ever politician's support has little effect on my life at this point.
As for comedians, their opinion has no bearing on my life!
Apr 30, 2014 11:57:18 #
If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn't have one.
If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, it's because he wants better treatment for animals.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, it's because he works for Monsanto.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he supports equality for other homosexuals.
If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames his situation on Democrats.
If a Democrat doesn't like a television show, he switches channels.
If a Republican doesn't like a television show, he launches a boycott to get the program cancelled so that no one else can watch it.
If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, as Jesus said one should.
If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray along with him.
If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to everyone else as well.
A Republican buys stock in an HMO and campaigns against affordable health care.
If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will attempt to have the sender arrested.
these are actually funnier :mrgreen:, this is a rebuttal also circulating around ...from snopes.
If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, it's because he wants better treatment for animals.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, it's because he works for Monsanto.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he supports equality for other homosexuals.
If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames his situation on Democrats.
If a Democrat doesn't like a television show, he switches channels.
If a Republican doesn't like a television show, he launches a boycott to get the program cancelled so that no one else can watch it.
If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, as Jesus said one should.
If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray along with him.
If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to everyone else as well.
A Republican buys stock in an HMO and campaigns against affordable health care.
If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will attempt to have the sender arrested.
these are actually funnier :mrgreen:, this is a rebuttal also circulating around ...from snopes.
Apr 30, 2014 12:03:28 #
Pepper
Loc: Planet Earth Country USA
papayanirvana wrote:
b If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn... (show quote)
So there you have it, proof that there's not a nickel's worth of difference between the Republicans and the Democrats. So why can't we all come together and take control over our country?
Apr 30, 2014 12:05:41 #
Pepper wrote:
that would be nice... a centrist party, and throw both sets of wingnuts overboard.So there you have it, proof that there's not a nickel's worth of difference between the Republicans and the Democrats. So why can't we all come together and take control over our country?
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