Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping it, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I
am a real cowboy.’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
 

ggiaphotos Loc: Iowa

:roll: :lol:

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Now I'm thinking of starting a club.

Sarge

photophly Loc: Old Bridge NJ

:lol: :thumbup:

photogrl57 Loc: Tennessee

HAHAHHAHAHA too funny

jdeanb Loc: Texas / central

I needed that so funny :thumbup: