Top 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT...by David Letterman: this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have popularized, I seriously doubt Letterman said or wrote any of this, because he...

sumo Loc: Houston suburb

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have popularized, I seriously doubt Letterman said or wrote any of this, because he is a flaming leftist.
regardless of who wrote it, these are 10 good reasons to vote Democrat

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd.
9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 20% isnt.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits,. We should take it away from Social Security retirees who paid into it with their life earnings!
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would can not get their agendas past the voters.

And the #1 reason:
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to send $billions$ for oil to enrich regimes who hate us and want to kill us! But not harvest our own vast reserves or install a pipe line to bring Oil from Canada. Because we don't want to upset the environmentalists!

travelwp Loc: New Jersey

I don't know who wrote it or said it, but it's true !!

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

sumo wrote:

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have popularized, I seriously doubt Letterman said or wrote any of this, because he is a flaming leftist.
regardless of who wrote it, these are 10 good reasons to vote Democrat

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd.
9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 20% isnt.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits,. We should take it away from Social Security retirees who paid into it with their life earnings!
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would can not get their agendas past the voters.

And the #1 reason:
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to send $billions$ for oil to enrich regimes who hate us and want to kill us! But not harvest our own vast reserves or install a pipe line to bring Oil from Canada. Because we don't want to upset the environmentalists!

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have ... (show quote)

There should be an 11. I vote democrat because they are so much smarter than every one else

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

travelwp wrote:

I don't know who wrote it or said it, but it's true !!

damn sure that Letterman did not write that..Bill Maher may have written the part about marrying his dog, though..

travelwp Loc: New Jersey

wilpharm wrote:

damn sure that Letterman did not write that..Bill Maher may have written the part about marrying his dog, though..

:thumbup: :thumbup:

A. J. Loc: PA. USA

sumo wrote:

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have popularized, I seriously doubt Letterman said or wrote any of this, because he is a flaming leftist.
regardless of who wrote it, these are 10 good reasons to vote Democrat

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd.
9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 20% isnt.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits,. We should take it away from Social Security retirees who paid into it with their life earnings!
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would can not get their agendas past the voters.

And the #1 reason:
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to send $billions$ for oil to enrich regimes who hate us and want to kill us! But not harvest our own vast reserves or install a pipe line to bring Oil from Canada. Because we don't want to upset the environmentalists!

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have ... (show quote)

Great set of reasons to vote Democrat, love # 4 & 5.
The truth always comes out sooner or later. :-)
#10 really makes me laugh. :D :thumbup:

Photonerd

This listings further evidence that you Tea Party types are perhaps the most dumbed-down group to ever exercise the right to vote . . . anywhere. You buy into the Limbaugh-Hannity-Beck-Wilkow line of crap without an critical reasoning and actually believe that this list represents the truth, rather than a miserably childlike piece of propaganda perpetuating the big lies of the right wing

sumo Loc: Houston suburb

Photonerd wrote:

This listings further evidence that you Tea Party types are perhaps the most dumbed-down group to ever exercise the right to vote . . . anywhere. You buy into the Limbaugh-Hannity-Beck-Wilkow line of crap without an critical reasoning and actually believe that this list represents the truth, rather than a miserably childlike piece of propaganda perpetuating the big lies of the right wing

just like you libtards, you cant handle fact, logic, truth and reason.... you attack the messenger, not the message....the message, every line of it is what you folks believe.....

Schwabo Loc: Florida

Photonerd wrote:

This listings further evidence that you Tea Party types are perhaps the most dumbed-down group to ever exercise the right to vote . . . anywhere. You buy into the Limbaugh-Hannity-Beck-Wilkow line of crap without an critical reasoning and actually believe that this list represents the truth, rather than a miserably childlike piece of propaganda perpetuating the big lies of the right wing

How did the Tea Party get into this?

sumo Loc: Houston suburb

Photonerd wrote:

This listings further evidence that you Tea Party types are perhaps the most dumbed-down group to ever exercise the right to vote . . . anywhere. You buy into the Limbaugh-Hannity-Beck-Wilkow line of crap without an critical reasoning and actually believe that this list represents the truth, rather than a miserably childlike piece of propaganda perpetuating the big lies of the right wing

and I just cant leave this one alone.... you morons get all your information from ABCNBCCBSCNNMSNBC..I ran this list together because they all say and do the same thing. no such thing as news anymore, they regurgitate talking points, they are the propaganda arm of the democrat party. And when you listen to them you are totally ignorant of what is happening to your world

ole sarg Loc: south florida

Your ignorance is showing again!

Illegal immigrants do not receive free health care, medicare, medicade or social security!

You people believe anthing you are told!

boberic wrote:

There should be an 11. I vote democrat because they are so much smarter than every one else

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

sumo wrote:

and I just cant leave this one alone.... you morons get all your information from ABCNBCCBSCNNMSNBC..I ran this list together because they all say and do the same thing. no such thing as news anymore, they regurgitate talking points, they are the propaganda arm of the democrat party. And when you listen to them you are totally ignorant of what is happening to your world

Right on!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

sumo wrote:

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have popularized, I seriously doubt Letterman said or wrote any of this, because he is a flaming leftist.
regardless of who wrote it, these are 10 good reasons to vote Democrat

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd.
9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 20% isnt.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits,. We should take it away from Social Security retirees who paid into it with their life earnings!
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would can not get their agendas past the voters.

And the #1 reason:
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to send $billions$ for oil to enrich regimes who hate us and want to kill us! But not harvest our own vast reserves or install a pipe line to bring Oil from Canada. Because we don't want to upset the environmentalists!

this format of a top ten list, Letterman may have ... (show quote)

I voted Democrat because I wanted to be around and watch that Jerk Rick Perry succeed Texas from the union.
I laughed so hard when he was asked why he had decided to enforce a state income tax on the citizens of Texas. He replied that with freedom and succession there will be more personal responsibilities that will have to be born by the citizens.

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

Photonerd wrote:

This listings further evidence that you Tea Party types are perhaps the most dumbed-down group to ever exercise the right to vote . . . anywhere. You buy into the Limbaugh-Hannity-Beck-Wilkow line of crap without an critical reasoning and actually believe that this list represents the truth, rather than a miserably childlike piece of propaganda perpetuating the big lies of the right wing

WELL..phonoterd..your first post ever puts you in the REALLY dumbed down left wing redistribute-the-wealth socialistic obamite side of this forum!!..do you breed too??

pigpen

ole sarg wrote:

Your ignorance is showing again!

Illegal immigrants do not receive free health care, medicare, medicade or social security!

You people believe anthing you are told!

Are they turned away at Emergency Rooms?? No!

Will they pay for it?? No!