I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night
Apr 17, 2014 17:29:27 #
I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.
Turns out there was no one there.
Turns out there was no one there.
Apr 17, 2014 17:36:25 #
Hahahaha, you *are* walking on the wild side, you know. You do know you're going to have a lot of gun nuts in here yelling about "their rights."
(Maybe since I said this, they'll surprise me and just smile or laugh, no promises tho!) :) :) :)
(Maybe since I said this, they'll surprise me and just smile or laugh, no promises tho!) :) :) :)
Apr 17, 2014 17:36:43 #
Apr 17, 2014 17:38:27 #
Apr 17, 2014 17:39:02 #
dljen wrote:
Hahahaha, you *are* walking on the wild side, you know. You do know you're going to have a lot of gun nuts in here yelling about "their rights."
(Maybe since I said this, they'll surprise me and just smile or laugh, no promises tho!) :) :) :)
(Maybe since I said this, they'll surprise me and just smile or laugh, no promises tho!) :) :) :)
I did hesitate before posting an "Oscar" joke. Don't mean to offend anyone - just a joke. Bad humour I know!
Apr 17, 2014 17:40:02 #
Apr 17, 2014 17:52:39 #
Luggerbugs wrote:
I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.
Turns out there was no one there.
Turns out there was no one there.
We joke like that ...then we wonder why our spoiled kids grow up and actually do that kind of stuff ! :roll:
While growing up I knew a kid like that actually.....but that was long ago in a faraway land you've probably never heard of....South Africa ! 8-)
Apr 17, 2014 17:59:06 #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
.but that was long ago in a faraway land you've probably never heard of....South Africa !
I've been there many times and it's a country I love.
Apr 18, 2014 09:44:22 #
I am having a sign made to be placed just outside the front entrance. It will have a motion light pointed at it. The sign will read as follows: "Do not make the mistake of trying to enter our house with ill intent. We have 4 firearms ready, I am a Korean War Vet rifleman, we have a 110 pound Black Lab that you hear barking as if she will tear your leg off, my wife has her own pistol that shoots 410 buck shot, and an alarm system that will call 911 so that they can come and pick up your body". And this is not satire!
Apr 18, 2014 10:26:57 #
B-n-L
Loc: Nevada
Not a great joke, but, a joke nonetheless. People raised with a strong moral compass will recognize it as a joke and not grow up to commit such acts. Parents who abdicate their responsibilities, and fail to guide and educate their children, should concerns of raising killers and criminals. A healthy ego is necessary to a sense of humor otherwise insecurities cause a defensive reaction.
So don't worry while it was a a "groaner" most here will recognize it as a joke, and not some effort to condone murder.
So don't worry while it was a a "groaner" most here will recognize it as a joke, and not some effort to condone murder.
Apr 18, 2014 12:37:21 #
Luggerbugs wrote:
I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.
Turns out there was no one there.
Turns out there was no one there.
I always found it much easier to thank them for a wonderful evening and put them in a cab and send them on their way.
Apr 18, 2014 13:35:53 #
Apr 18, 2014 21:47:15 #
dljen wrote:
Hahahaha, you *are* walking on the wild side, you know. You do know you're going to have a lot of gun nuts in here yelling about "their rights."
(Maybe since I said this, they'll surprise me and just smile or laugh, no promises tho!) :) :) :)
(Maybe since I said this, they'll surprise me and just smile or laugh, no promises tho!) :) :) :)
You have quite an obsession there dljen............. :lol:
Apr 18, 2014 23:03:33 #
Luggerbugs wrote:
I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.
Turns out there was no one there.
Turns out there was no one there.
I have to admit that boing-boing man's story was the most far fetched thing I've ever heard. I believe I could wake up from a drunken or drugged stupor so bad that I couldn't stand up (actually I don't drink or drug at all) and I'd still know for sure that a burglar didn't come in through the bathroom and lock himself in there while crying and screaming with a girlish voice. Did he really think that crap was going to fly any further than the proverbial fan or that the judge could keep from laughing so hard at the absurdity of it that he'd pee himself?
Apr 19, 2014 05:24:25 #
BamaTexan wrote:
You have quite an obsession there dljen............. :lol:
She's doing her best to attract guys with big guns maybe?! 8-)
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