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Apr 16, 2014 23:16:23   #
venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.
 
Here is a URL to the Safety Announcement by a Southwest Flight Attendant. It is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM

I flew the First Southwest Flight out of St. Louis after 9/11 Restrictions were lifted...

The attendant kept us in stitches the entire trip to Phoenix and even the Nervous on Board were totally oblivious to their fears..... And I have had several Southwest Attendants do similar things since...

Mike

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Apr 17, 2014 01:59:33   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
I fly SW quite a bit and some of the attendants are really good stand ups. I gave heard snow pretty funny stuff over the years.

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Apr 17, 2014 06:22:20   #
sb Loc: Florida's East Coast
 
Flight attendant right after we landed and were taxiing towards the gate: "Please remain seated while we taxi to the gate. In the entire history of this airline we have never had a passenger reach the gate before the airplane". These funny take-offs of the straight speech make people pay attention!

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Apr 17, 2014 10:50:15   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
Talk about a captive audience

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Apr 17, 2014 12:04:07   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
It is so nice to see some people actually enjoy their work!

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Apr 17, 2014 14:29:21   #
venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.
 
sb wrote:
Flight attendant right after we landed and were taxiing towards the gate: "Please remain seated while we taxi to the gate. In the entire history of this airline we have never had a passenger reach the gate before the airplane". These funny take-offs of the straight speech make people pay attention!


Several years ago I flew into the "Old" Indianapolis Airport, it was a terrible winter day with about 10" of snow on the ground and snowing like the devil...

We landed safely and were taxiing (????IS THAT A WORD>>>) . It seemed like we were wandering around for a long long time... Suddenly the Pilot came on and said..
"We are sorry for the delay, but I lost a bet with my Co Pilot and had to take the scenic route before I could arrive at the gate... HE, is a nature nut, and wanted to see how the Snow Geese were doing... sorry for the inconvenience...


Mike

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