sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something
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> Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing.
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> Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic
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> She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior
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> I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson
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> About staying out of my business.
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> I Â e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
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> She replied, "Are you nuts? You are about 79 years old, and now you're
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> Going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
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> I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her..
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> She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!
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> This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
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> "Oh boy, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed
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> Up for five jumps a week." and prepaid!
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> The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my
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> Daughter had fainted.
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> Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can
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Sarge69

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

LOL.

dljen Loc: Central PA

HA! ...and why don't I think you'd actually do that in real life?????? :)

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Perfect!!!

Marionsho Loc: Kansas

Where do I get one? :shock:

Big Stopper Loc: London

Thanks Sarge :thumbup:

Blasi Loc: Arkansas

Oh I love it Sarge!!!

tbohon Loc: Olympia, WA USA

OMG my sides hurt from laughing! Thanks for a great start to an otherwise crapola Wednesday at work, really needed that!

nafplyr Loc: Chicago

Dr :lol: :thumbup:

Adicus Loc: New Zealand

brilliant Sarge , keep em coming

NOTLguy Loc: Niagara on the Lake, Ontario

Nice one-still laughing
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targettina

@sarge69. You are lucky to have a caring daughter sarge. Maybe you and she can go on a cruise together where you can still have your water and wine, and she can keep her eye on you until she gets tired of it. You will both have a nice memory and maybe she can find the man of her dreams who will keep her busy and happy. I think she just wants you to call her more often. Be kind.

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

She'd want me to pay for everything including a wedding. I can call more via no-charge cell call. LOL

Sarge69

targettina

@sarge69 lol Go out and take some photos of yourself for a week fishing, dancing, in a museum, etc., and send the daughter one a week to keep her at peace. She is a blessing to you and vice versa.