Pack your garbage like this.
FrumCA wrote:
Pack your garbage like this.
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thanks for the laugh :thumbup: :thumbup:
plessner wrote:
thanks for the laugh :thumbup: :thumbup:
U R welcome. We need to add a little levity to the situation from time to time!!
Oh, that is funny! There was this kid I grew up with who tried to do the real deal. Evidently he was in some sort of drug deal at his parents house while they were away on vacation. He shot and killed a guy. He cuts up the living room rug and rolls the body in it then ties it all up and puts it out at the curb for the garbage man. How stupid was that?
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
...And then wait for the boys in blue to knock on your door..lol.
I know a guy who had a bee hive in a tree in his back yard so one night he waited after dark (when the bees are dormant) put a paper bag around the hive and cut the branch off and went down the street to a neighbors house(punk cop) and put the bag in his trash. When the truck compacted the trash people scattered everywhere.
Someone suggested gift wrapping it and leave the car door ajar it a bad neighborhood
Recall years back we, several buddies of mine and myself, caught a young Bobcat in a cage. Being bored we gloved up, welders gloves etc, stuffed the pissed off cat into an old cardboard suitcase and waited till dusk. We set the suitcase on a corner under a street light and backed off to see what happened. Shortly a car passed with 5 guys in it, they saw the suitcase, brake lights came on and the dome light flashed for just a second and the car and suitcase was gone.
The car made a u turn and as it approached our hiding place it seemed to suddenly be possessed. It veered back and forth hitting curbs on both side of the street and suddenly centered itself on a light pole. It seemed that every window in the car exploded as kids exited from all sides.
After about a half hour of rolling in the street hooting hollering and laughing we, along with several families living in the area proceeded to inspect the car. There wasn't a single piece of upholstery that wasn't ripped including the head liner and vinyl covered dash. All the blood looked like a triage center on a battle field.
Talk about a swell week-end, that one lasted us about a month I guess.
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Recall years back we, several buddies of mine and myself, caught a young Bobcat in a cage. Being bored we gloved up, welders gloves etc, stuffed the pissed off cat into an old cardboard suitcase and waited till dusk. We set the suitcase on a corner under a street light and backed off to see what happened. Shortly a car passed with 5 guys in it, they saw the suitcase, brake lights came on and the dome light flashed for just a second and the car and suitcase was gone.
The car made a u turn and as it approached our hiding place it seemed to suddenly be possessed. It veered back and forth hitting curbs on both side of the street and suddenly centered itself on a light pole. It seemed that every window in the car exploded as kids exited from all sides.
After about a half hour of rolling in the street hooting hollering and laughing we, along with several families living in the area proceeded to inspect the car. There wasn't a single piece of upholstery that wasn't ripped including the head liner and vinyl covered dash. All the blood looked like a triage center on a battle field.
Talk about a swell week-end, that one lasted us about a month I guess.
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This would sure get someone's attention. LOL
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