Overheard in a Pub.
Apr 13, 2014 11:32:42 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
First man," ' Scuse me guv'nor, have you got any photos of your wife in the nude?"
Second man, "No, certainly not!"
First man, "Would you like to buy some?"
Second man, "No, certainly not!"
First man, "Would you like to buy some?"
Apr 13, 2014 13:16:05 #
My High School buddy got kicked out of Freshman English for having that very conversation with the teacher. :)
Apr 13, 2014 13:44:09 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
ace-mt wrote:
My High School buddy got kicked out of Freshman English for having that very conversation with the teacher. :)
In a pub? ;)
Apr 14, 2014 07:03:09 #
HA! Pretty funny. Reminds me of a story from the "Algonquin Roundtable" where famous writers in New York used to gather in the 1920's.
The story has it that one of them passed by another and reached out and rubbed his bald head, and said: "you know, your head feels just like my wife's ass". Not missing a beat, the bald-headed writer reached up and felt his head and responded: "yes - it does"!
The story has it that one of them passed by another and reached out and rubbed his bald head, and said: "you know, your head feels just like my wife's ass". Not missing a beat, the bald-headed writer reached up and felt his head and responded: "yes - it does"!
Apr 14, 2014 07:30:36 #
Apr 14, 2014 07:50:44 #
This was what everybody was asked when they first reported to the submarine I was stationed on. When I asked this question of one guy he immediately pulled a naked picture of his wife out of his wallet.
Apr 14, 2014 09:50:49 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
sb wrote:
HA! Pretty funny. Reminds me of a story from the "Algonquin Roundtable" where famous writers in New York used to gather in the 1920's.
The story has it that one of them passed by another and reached out and rubbed his bald head, and said: "you know, your head feels just like my wife's ass". Not missing a beat, the bald-headed writer reached up and felt his head and responded: "yes - it does"!
The story has it that one of them passed by another and reached out and rubbed his bald head, and said: "you know, your head feels just like my wife's ass". Not missing a beat, the bald-headed writer reached up and felt his head and responded: "yes - it does"!
:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 14, 2014 16:43:54 #
sb wrote:
HA! Pretty funny. Reminds me of a story from the "Algonquin Roundtable" where famous writers in New York used to gather in the 1920's.
The story has it that one of them passed by another and reached out and rubbed his bald head, and said: "you know, your head feels just like my wife's ass". Not missing a beat, the bald-headed writer reached up and felt his head and responded: "yes - it does"!
The story has it that one of them passed by another and reached out and rubbed his bald head, and said: "you know, your head feels just like my wife's ass". Not missing a beat, the bald-headed writer reached up and felt his head and responded: "yes - it does"!
Now that is good!!
Dogman
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