mooseeyes wrote:
Now that is funny! One question though. . .I didn't see Al Gore mentioned anywhere??? :)
You should see the version from Mr.Nikononian72 and his amazing dancing Photographs. I will post his version in a mo!
Here it is!!!!!!
Its ashame because the younger posters will never have heard of MSDOS and all the other older computer terms!
From: Nikonian72 (all from/all to)
Subject: My edit of How the Internet Really Starterd
How the Internet Really Started
or
A Revelation with an Incredibly Big Message (IBM)
Windows Chapter One, Verse 1
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham of Com did take unto himself a young woman by the name of Dot. And Dot was a comely women, broad of shoulder, thin of waist, and long of leg. Indeed She was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And She said unto her husband, Why dost thou travel so far from town to town when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent? And Abraham did gaze upon her as if she were several saddlebags short of a camel load, but simply asked How so, Dear?
And Dot replied I have heard of a man named Algore who has placed drums in all the towns, and drums in between. These drums will spread the word of what you have for sale, and the drums will also reply back to you, proclaiming who offers the best price. Furthermore, payment can be confirmed by your pal named Pay, and delivery made by Uriahs Delivery Stable (UPS).
Abraham thought long and hard and decided he would follow Dot's guidance concerning Algore's drums, which boomed away, and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all his goods at top price without having to move his tent.
To prevent the Philistines from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot commissioned young men to devise a signal system that only she, Algore, and the drummers would know. The young men called themselves Gregarious Eclectic & Energetic Kids or GEEKs, and their signal was called Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS). They also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures called Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
And lo, the land was so filled with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum designer, Brother William of Gates, who bought-off every drum maker in the land. And did indeed insist on drums that would only work with Brother Gates drum heads and drumsticks.
But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete himself inside Algore's drum and began to siphon off some of Abraham's business but he was soon discovered and prosecuted for insider trading.
And Dot did say Oh Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others. And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or EBAY as it came to known and he said We need specialists, whom we will call Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And Dot replied We have anointed such men, who soon started using Algores drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Open & Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
And that is how it all began!
Incidently, I did not write the original, it was sent to me by a crazy friend from England.
The Green people killed him off I think as I have not heard from him for a long time. He lived in a basement apartment close to the seashore, the rising tide probably got him.