Amish lady driver..joke.
Apr 12, 2014 03:40:04 #
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back
of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles.
Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector.
He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles.
Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector.
He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
Apr 12, 2014 04:07:36 #
Doddy wrote:
"I'm not going to cite you," said the of... (show quote)
ROFLMAO!
Doddy........I have to ask you something; you don't have Amish in the UK, do you?
We have Amish all over the place where we live. My wife frequently takes the Amtrak (train ) up to Chicago to visit; the Amtrak station is in Crawfordsville, about 40 miles from where we live; when I take her to the Amtrak station, the north bound train come about 7:00 am, so we usually don't see a lot of Amish buggies on the way to CV; but when she come home, the south bound train arrives at 11:00 pm, and on the way back, we'll see these VERY bright "tail lights"......and it's an Amish teen-ager coming home from a "date"! (on Saturday night, it's not unusual to see a dozen or more of them, all with their very bright, battery-powered tail lights! )
Next time, I'll try to check to see if they have "emergency brakes".......
Apr 12, 2014 04:12:53 #
Black Bart
Loc: Indiana
Doddy wrote:
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OMG I laughed till I cried. :thumbup:
Apr 12, 2014 04:57:40 #
Apr 12, 2014 07:08:13 #
Gitzo wrote:
ROFLMAO! br br Doddy........I have to ask you s... (show quote)
No, we don't have them over here Gitzo. I think they emigrated to America in the 17th and 18th centuries (they are of German/Swiss and Dutch origin). Apparently They refer to outsiders as English, perhaps before the war of independence they were persecuted (religious grounds) by the Brits.
Apr 12, 2014 07:08:14 #
Gitzo wrote:
ROFLMAO! br br Doddy........I have to ask you s... (show quote)
No, we don't have them over here Gitzo. I think they emigrated to America in the 17th and 18th centuries (they are of German/Swiss and Dutch origin). Apparently They refer to outsiders as English, perhaps before the war of independence they were persecuted (religious grounds) by the Brits.
Apr 12, 2014 07:49:59 #
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Apr 13, 2014 23:39:15 #
Doddy wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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