The Mountie. - joke.
Apr 2, 2014 19:38:05 #
The Mountie
>
> A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet
> propped up on a table.
> He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if was true what
> they say about men with big feet.
>
> The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come
> over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find
> out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she
> handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real
> flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before.
>
> She told him, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots
> that fit."
>
> A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet
> propped up on a table.
> He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if was true what
> they say about men with big feet.
>
> The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come
> over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find
> out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she
> handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real
> flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before.
>
> She told him, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots
> that fit."
Apr 2, 2014 20:36:02 #
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