OUCH
Mar 29, 2014 12:52:13 #
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
After his operation the doctors advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.
Worried that it might be another surgery needed that the doctors
hadn't told him about yet, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up sufficiently, that he could look at what was making
him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three
wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily
--- if at all...!!!!!!!!
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week and gave her ticket!"
Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
After his operation the doctors advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.
Worried that it might be another surgery needed that the doctors
hadn't told him about yet, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up sufficiently, that he could look at what was making
him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three
wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily
--- if at all...!!!!!!!!
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week and gave her ticket!"
Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
Mar 29, 2014 12:55:19 #
Mar 30, 2014 09:42:27 #
Mar 30, 2014 10:13:38 #
--- if at all...!!!!!!!!
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week and gave her ticket!"
Problem with this, is that, all the cop has to do is go through the tickets from that particular week find who has the Ford and follow her and give many more! Just who has the last laugh!
I know it was a joke, take mine as a joke too!
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week and gave her ticket!"
Problem with this, is that, all the cop has to do is go through the tickets from that particular week find who has the Ford and follow her and give many more! Just who has the last laugh!
I know it was a joke, take mine as a joke too!
Mar 30, 2014 15:02:08 #
Mar 30, 2014 21:35:46 #
Mar 31, 2014 16:13:08 #
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