Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Miss Jones the English Teacher was having a talk with her 10 to 11 year old's on the subject of the use of "'Verbs" in a sentence.
"Can anybody make a sentence with word Fascinate in it" she said.
"Please Miss" said little Mary, "My sister and I saw a newborn Lamb being hand fed yesterday at a farm and we were fascinated"..
"Very good Mary..but I want the word fascinate not fascinated..anybody else?".
"Please miss" said Jane " It fascinates me how fast a horse can run".
"I'm sorry Jane..again, I just want the word Fascinate" said Miss Jones.
Then little Tommy Smith, the class joker put his hand up..(Oh no..not Tommy) thought Miss Jones, but as nobody else was willing to try..."Go on then Tommy"..
" Well Miss, my big Sister went to the shops last week and bought a Cardigan with Ten Buttons..but because she has such big Tits..she can only fascinate" !!!.

A10 Loc: Southern Indiana

That's bad, but funny.

GWR100 Loc: England

Ouch!!!!!!

Geoff

jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

Great one Doddy! :) :thumbup:

rickerb Loc: utah

That one is good.
Where I come from it's "dirty little Johnnie" that wrecks havoc.

Example:
When asked "can anyone use the word "urinate in a sentence.
Johnnie thought for a moment and then waved his hand in the air exclaiming "oh, oh, pick me, pick me"
The teacher relented and said "go ahead Jonnie".
Johnnie says "Miss Jones, Urinate".
"What could you possibly mean by that?" asks Miss Jones.
"Urinate" says Johnnie "and if you had tits you'd be a ten'.

On that note, I am outta here.

Big Stopper Loc: London

Thanks Doddy :thumbup:

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Lol..that's worse than mine rick.