JFO Loc: Oregon

I have a plan. Now I know that that recent link to an article about the Alaska-returning-to-Russia petition was all in jest but this one is serious. We send Justin Bieber to Russia as part of a . . . uh . . . ‘cultural’ exchange program. (It doesn’t really matter who we get in the exchange so long as Bieber’s gone.) We don’t let him back in the country and I don’t think Canada wants him either. Then we invite Russia’s head of state to come to Alaska, ostensibly for a pre-takeover inspection. We provide Putler, ‘scuse me, Putin with an insulated dark brown snow suit, a helmet with antlers firmly attached and, after a few minutes of instruction, send him off on a snow machine with a two hour head start (and a two hour fuel supply), as part of Alaska’s new ‘Save a Moose, Shoot a Dictator’ program. (This plan is an offshoot of Alaska’s immensely popular ‘Filet and Release’ program practiced by conservation-minded anglers all over the state.) If someone bags Mr. 'P', the cadaver is given an enema and FedEx'd back to Moscow in a shoebox. The lucky, patriotic hunter has the option of keeping the head to be mounted and hung on his wall, if he so desires. (Do I now need to change my location from 'Oregon' to 'In Hiding'? I'm very allergic to Polonium.)

redrunner Loc: Illinois

I love the plan, but let's also throw in Lindsey Lohan, the Kardashians and Kanye West, and Alex Rodriguez.

tradio Loc: Oxford, Ohio

We have a bunch of them that need to go.

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

Before we go too far here let's remember that Justin Bieber does not belong to us in the U.S. He belongs to the lovely country of Canada that runs along our Northern border. If we even start to make a claim on him the Canadians will make us keep him. We don't want that idiot. We have enough of our own. Most of them we send to Washington, DC.

Dennis

JFO Loc: Oregon

Amen Dennis! John

Swamp Gator Loc: Coastal South Carolina

At this point I would send Obama to Russia in trade for Putin.

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

Do we have to take Putin? Can't we be smart about this and just send Obama? We don't need a trade.

Dennis

HEART Loc: God's Country - COLORADO

:thumbup: :thumbup:

HEART Loc: God's Country - COLORADO

Obama - goes to Russia
Bieber - goes to Russia, since Canada doesn't want him either.
Sharpton, Jackson, Biden, all the left - goes to Russia
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and....
we get to KEEP all the FOXES on Fox!!! (Heather, Shannon, Jenna Lee, etc., etc., etc.)

Now almost everyone is happy :) :) :)

redrunner Loc: Illinois

He may be from Canada originally but he's living here in the USA now.

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

Now you're talking. And you are from Colorado too. What more could one ask?

Dennis

HEART Loc: God's Country - COLORADO

Just goes to show not ALL of Colorado shares the leanings of the left! Libs have attempted to destroy the state, but it's coming back. In fact 3 separate recall elections were held to remove state people that had won election after voters found out that they were voting to ban gun sales or initiate gun control laws. Resounding victories for the Repubs in all 3 recalls! Anti-Obamacare ads have been running regularly targeting Dem. Senator Mark Udall. He's on the hot seat. This November should prove very interesting.

GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee

Whoa Nelly. Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. :-)

dfran Loc: Dallas, Pa

We don't want anything in trade for Obumma, just take him...he'll do enough damage on his own!!

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

You will have to discuss this with Canada as Justin is their responsibility.