jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

This should get a chuckle or two & possibly a shudder!

Today's Joke - Mon, 24 Mar 2014
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the footpath. Noticing this, a cop stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling Out of that bag." "Oh, rats! Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my yard is right next to the baseball stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a hole in the fence, right into my garden. It used to really annoy me and kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the most of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my shears. Every time some guy sticks his dingus through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $50, or I cut off your johnson!" "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well, you know", said the little old lad, "not everybody pays."

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

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jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

Thanks for viewing jaymatt.

Big Stopper Loc: London

That was a real laugh out loud joke! Thanks, :thumbup:

jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

You are more than welcome, :-D

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Love it Jim.

FutureLook Loc: Florida, USA

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jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

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jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

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Mojoni Loc: Eastern Tennessee

Good one!