On The Links With BO and VP (Vlad Putin, Not Joe Biden).
Mar 21, 2014 17:29:27 #
Diplomatic Solution:
Put!n was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that 0bama, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit him directly in the temple, killing him instantly.
A few days later, Put!n got a call from the coroner regarding his autopsy.
Coroner: "Mr Put!n, 0bama seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit him in the temple, is that correct?
Put!n: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up his butt."
Put!n: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
Put!n: "That was my mulligan."
:)
Put!n was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that 0bama, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit him directly in the temple, killing him instantly.
A few days later, Put!n got a call from the coroner regarding his autopsy.
Coroner: "Mr Put!n, 0bama seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit him in the temple, is that correct?
Put!n: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up his butt."
Put!n: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
Put!n: "That was my mulligan."
:)
Mar 22, 2014 08:10:07 #
ole sarg
Loc: south florida
Any jokes or reference to the killing of a President are a display of your ignorance and reprehensible.
Mar 22, 2014 08:25:41 #
ole sarg wrote:
Any jokes or reference to the killing of a President are a display of your ignorance and reprehensible.
Lighten up, Sarg(e)! It's a fricken joke!
Mar 22, 2014 12:17:06 #
ole sarg wrote:
Any jokes or reference to the killing of a President are a display of your ignorance and reprehensible.
Call the cops !!!!!! :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Mar 22, 2014 15:36:44 #
ole sarg wrote:
Any jokes or reference to the killing of a President are a display of your ignorance and reprehensible.
No they're not.
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Mar 22, 2014 22:02:10 #
A Bad Joke and in poor taste .. sad very ..
warwoman wrote:
Diplomatic Solution: br br br br Put!n was te... (show quote)
Mar 23, 2014 07:29:59 #
MyPharo wrote:
A Bad Joke and in poor taste .. sad very ..
Golly, I sure didn't mean to offend anyone by this tasteless joke, and to anyone who was, is, or will be "butt hurt" by it's rudeness, I sincerely apologize! I will therefore attempt to politically correct it by substituting other personna that, to the best of my knowledge, won't have the same impact on some of my fellow forum members:
Saddam Hussein............43;
Saddam Hussein............41;
John Hinkley.........................40;
Lynnette Fromme...........38;
J.W. Boothe...................16.
And you can go on from there.
I've seen much, much worse hurled at other presidents besides a tasteless joke.I believe most on here have.
Mar 23, 2014 07:55:36 #
warwoman wrote:
Golly, I sure didn't mean to offend anyone by this... (show quote)
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