Finally, a clean joke?
Mar 16, 2014 19:58:14 #
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
Mar 16, 2014 20:15:51 #
Mar 16, 2014 22:22:00 #
Mar 16, 2014 22:49:38 #
most dirty jokes don't contain dirty words...just innuendo
the judges say: 9.2
the judges say: 9.2
Mar 17, 2014 07:08:16 #
Mar 17, 2014 08:16:04 #
Add wrote:
I heard that one in High School back in the 1940's. So much for new jokes!
Who said a good joke today has to be a new one. The classics live on forever. The others not so much.
Mar 17, 2014 08:39:00 #
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gtemple1 wrote:
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Mar 17, 2014 09:01:57 #
Add wrote:
I heard that one in High School back in the 1940's. So much for new jokes!
For the most part, those who heard it in the 40 have a problem with remembering it now! So it would be a new joke all over again!
Mar 17, 2014 09:22:25 #
Add wrote:
I heard that one in High School back in the 1940's. So much for new jokes!
There are no new jokes. Just a variation on a theme.
Mar 17, 2014 09:38:47 #
Ka2azman wrote:
For the most part, those who heard it in the 40 have a problem with remembering it now! So it would be a new joke all over again!
I am one of them :lol:
Mar 17, 2014 14:36:22 #
Ka2azman wrote:
For the most part, those who heard it in the 40 have a problem with remembering it now! So it would be a new joke all over again!
you got it. :thumbup:
Mar 17, 2014 16:18:23 #
Mar 18, 2014 20:36:52 #
Mar 18, 2014 20:37:08 #
gtemple1 wrote:
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty wo... (show quote)
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