Looking for Work
Mar 15, 2014 17:23:50 #
Ront53
Loc: Maryland
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".
The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".
The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".
The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
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Mar 16, 2014 12:30:59 #
tramsey wrote:
NO, that's a definite 9 :-D :-D
I'm downgrading it to a 6.5
(it's a ripoff of an old joke, I've heard it with Bush and also saw a version with Julia Gillard for Aussies)
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