Laughing is good !!!
Mar 6, 2014 17:03:37 #
Hope no one's being offended by this ? On the other hand...Oh well
A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The clerk standing behind the counter is wearing dark shades.
She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He replies, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him, but she drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then she realizes that there's no way the blind clerk can tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, how would he know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50, please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel are $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She pays it and leaves without saying another word.
A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The clerk standing behind the counter is wearing dark shades.
She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He replies, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him, but she drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then she realizes that there's no way the blind clerk can tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, how would he know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50, please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel are $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She pays it and leaves without saying another word.
Mar 6, 2014 18:31:21 #
Mar 6, 2014 19:45:14 #
Doddy wrote:
That is funny..thanks for the laugh.
You are welcome Doddy :thumbup:
Mar 7, 2014 04:01:39 #
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