DaveO wrote:
A dog goes into a bank for a loan and deals with loan officer, Miss Patricia Mack and offers some small animal statues as collateral. Miss Mack rejects the small statues as viable and the dog insists on pleading his case with the bank manager. The manager says, no problem and the turns to Miss Mack and says: "They're knick knacks Patty Mack, give the dog a loan.
This is exactly how the banks get in trouble.