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sportsman's double joke..rude.
Mar 6, 2014 01:32:14   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.


She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

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Mar 6, 2014 03:50:28   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Haha, I was chuckling half way through but still funny. :thumbup:

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Mar 6, 2014 10:16:36   #
wonkytripod Loc: Peterborough UK
 
Doddy wrote:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.


She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
I ended up with an older woman at a club last nig... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 6, 2014 19:08:23   #
DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 7, 2014 07:50:18   #
neds Loc: southbury ct.
 
That's a good one!

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